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Sploshing Phone Sex with Trixi

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In the mood for some sploshing phone sex? Me too!! But I have a question for you. Why has putting a pie in someone’s face been a staple of comedy for decades, maybe centuries? Or you can substitute something similar for a pie. I saw quite by accident, and then re-watched about a hundred or more times, one of the famous Three Stooges shoving a big chocolate cake into the face of a beautiful and sex blond woman. Splosh! Wow! Oh! She was shocked because she did not expect that huge cake to be put in her face! In another video, that same blond beauty shouted, “You stop that!” just before a pie was thrown in her lovely face. Oh, it is startling to see a pie or cake tossed in someone’s face! And it is funny!

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AND it can also be sexy! That is why we might want to talk about pies and cakes thrown in people’s faces when we do a sploshing phone sex session. Throw a cake in your face! Throw a pie in your face! Throw a cake in my face! Throw a pie in my face! Oh, how shocking! But then . . . licking the sweetness that is dripping down your face. Licking the sweetness that is dripping down my face. Yum-yum it tastes good. That is part of what can make some types of splashing so much fun. The combination of shock and degradation, of victimization and victimizing, the combination of being nasty and tasting nice, it all makes sploshing — whether you give or receive — something that can be very sexually arousing. When we do a session of sploshing phone sex, we can talk about cakes and pies being thrown in faces and about pussies getting wet and dicks getting hard. We can have a fun and messy time of it. Call Trixi right now for sploshing phone sex and we will have a wet and hot session!

Sploshing Phone Sex with Sasha

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I’ve been doing phone sex professionally now for a while and I’m still learning about the many different fetishes and kinks out there. I love to take what I learn from many interesting people like you and add new things in the bedroom with my man to spice up our sex life even more. One fetish that I have recently learned about is sploshing phone sex. I came across it from surfing the net. I know it’s such a crazy, good time and I can imagine it’s ten times better if passionate sex shortly follows. If you are into sploshing, then you know it involves foods and substances of various textures and temperatures being deliberately and generously applied to a person’s either clothed or naked body for the visual and sexual gratification of an onlooker, who can also be a fellow participant in being sploshed.

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I wonder along with visually seeing a sexual human being, being sploshed, does someone like you, who is engaging with sploshing phone sex online because you are reading this blog at this very moment, loves and gets turned on from the sounds that are made from sploshing? Another name for sploshing is wet and messy, shorthand as WAM, so messy and wet foods like whipped cream, baked beans, custard, peanut butter and jelly, pudding, chocolate or strawberry sauce, pancake syrup, honey, water, fruit juice, soda, milk, and beer/alcohol are for popular sploshing use. I love eating and drinking all of these so being covered with them on my skin and my clothes sound fun. Non-food items like mud, lotion, paint, oil, or slime are used too by WAM fetish fans. Being slimed and sliming someone else has always been a childhood dream of mine. Maybe, my man and I can work to make this a reality.

It’s silly and fun, but we can make our spontaneous green slimed filled sex romp so hot. As a girl growing up, I daydreamed about food fights occurring with friends. Now that I’m grown, I’ve experienced a few food fights with a couple of ex-boyfriends in the past, while cooking. I remember smearing mashed potatoes, gravy, potato salad, ketchup, salad dressing, bbq sauce, spaghetti, flour, icing, and cake batter all over each other. After we got tired and stopped, each time we kissed intensely. Sex never happened right afterward so I plan to live this out with my current boyfriend to experience WAM naughty sex going forward. I know you want sploshing phone sex with me so we’ll come up with our roleplay. What vast types of foods/substances do you like to use during sploshing sex?

You want to whip cream pie me in the face and pick me up in your arms to sit me down on a large icing white sheet cake? Then you can lick the dessert off of my body and then next have me for your actual dessert. Indulge your sweet tooth!! You want to paint with many colors and use my body as a canvas? Then, I’ll be your work of art. Fuck me so hard as we paint the bedsheets. Call 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Sasha.

Sploshing Phone Sex with Riley

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Yesterday I went to a barbecue that was thrown by some kinky friends. It was a nice day, warm and sunny, and the backyard was very private. They had a swimming pool, a fountain, and they even had a bonfire later on for roasting marshmallows. It was an amazing day – a great way to spend a summer weekend with open minded friends. The big bonus is that it gives me something cool to talk about with anyone who wants to call in for some sweet sploshing phone sex!

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There was so much food – the hostess overdid it, and everyone seemed to bring something too. The food was set out in waves – snacks first, then side dishes while the grill was being worked, then, of course, dessert. We swam in the pool in between courses, picking on food all day, but there was still so much left that the hostess knew she wouldn’t be able to save it all in her fridge, and even if people took some home, a lot of it would go to waste. We couldn’t have that, could we? I bet if you’re reading this because you’re into sploshing phone sex, you know exactly what’s coming next.

We were all in our bathing suits. We had changes of clothes with us. We were all kinky and freaky, so it wasn’t too long before a mini food fight started. I mean, we were all a little drunk too, so we were having fun. Next thing you know, we were scooping handfuls of potato salad, baked beans, and macaroni salad, and covering each other with it all. Then a hot guy poured a bowl of vanilla pudding over my chest and started to lick it off. My bikini top came off, he pushed me down on the ground, and proceeded to make a meal out of all of the food that was covering me. I looked around and others were doing the same. It was the most amazing backyard barbecue orgy I’d ever been to. Well, the only one, but now I think I’m going to want to plan one of my own!

Call 1 888 402 8669 and let’s plan the menu with some delicious sploshing phone sex today! Make sure you have an appetite, and make sure you ask for Riley!

Sploshing Phone Sex with Shay

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I look good enough to eat most day’s but what if I was covered in your favorite wet and mushy food? What would that food be? I am very into sploshing phone sex and more than willing to raid my fridge before or on a call to look for creative, wet and sometimes sticky foods to cover myself in just for you.

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I once dated a guy in my first year of college that got off on sploshing phone sex while we were away from each other. But when we did get to see each other he loved pouring drinks and food down my panties. He loved the way I would move around and pose in my panties when he dumped a cup of rice pudding in them. The texture, the smell and the look of it my tight panties drove the man wild and he would fuck me while my pussy was covered in his homemade rice pudding! We also played with gravy, oatmeal, butter, and my personal favorite pasta sauce!!!!!

That brings me to my current turn-on of sploshing phone sex. I just had phone sex last weekend with a man from Utah and I sat in front of my fridge covering myself with all the finds and leftovers I had. He loved hearing the texture, me telling him how I was rubbing the cold strawberry jelly over my nipples and then spreading it between my pussy lips like I was making a sweet treat. The sound of me sucking the sticky sweetness off my fingers just for him. And he came with me as I poured milk down the front of my body and it trickled down my perky tits and ran right over my wet pussy. It was very hot and I’m craving exploring with other wet and moist things from the fridge or my small pantry.

He did want me to roll around in baked beans but I didn’t have any in the house sadly but I’m going to make it a point to get some when I go food shopping this week! I can count on getting excited while looking at all the different kinds of baked beans and the flavors they will have when I go. I never have put baked beans on my body but I’m sure they’re going feel amazing.

Are you looking for some wet and messy sploshing Phone sex with a very sexy woman? 1 888 402 8669 ask for Shay

Skype with me: Sweet Bunny Shay
Twitter.com/ShayBunn

Sploshing Phone Sex with Riley

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Ooh baby – you look so delicious, you look good enough to eat!! Well, at least good enough to eat off of, anyway! I bet you think the same thing about my hot bod, right? So call me for some sploshing phone sex and let’s see how creative we can get!

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Yeah, so growing up my favorite thing for lunch was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. To this day, I still love peanut butter, and anything I can cover in it. No – I’m not going to get so unoriginal to say that I want to spread peanut butter on your cock and lick it off – that’s boring. Let’s take it further. I want to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich around your dick! Maybe even multiple layers of bread, peanut butter, and strawberry preserves – that’s my favorite! All layered around that dick, all slimy, sticky, and sweet. Your dick will love the feeling, and my mouth will love the taste!

Then after we enjoy that peanut butter and jelly sandwich together, we can do other fun sploshing phone sex things. Let’s get a big bowl of jello and enjoy the way it feels as we rub it against our skin – all cool and slimy. I love lime or strawberry – you choose! Or how about some cake icing? Would you like to frost my nipples with some delicious whipped icing? What’s your favorite flavor? I love lemon, but of course, chocolate is always appreciated here!

I bet you want me to lay back while you cover my body in all kinds of slippery and sticky foods. Cover me in whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and a cherry for your own personal sundae, or really get into it with interesting textures like baked beans or oatmeal. The possibilities are as endless as the food industry, so bring me your most creative sploshing phone sex fantasy because now that I’m done writing this blog, I could really use a snack!!

Call 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Riley for sploshing phone sex!

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Sploshing Phone Sex with Jocelyn

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When I was younger, I used to pore through my mother’s Betty Crocker cookbook looking for all the best recipes to try to bake. Like every good girl next door I’m a trained pro with beaters! I learned how to make cakes and pies so early that now my skills with a mixer and a hot oven are legendary- my cheesecake is like sex in your mouth! So I guess it’s only natural that I discovered sploshing phone sex and immediately knew I was addicted to the sweet sweet thrill!

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It was an accident, really. Some of that spontaneous late night sex with my date when we got home tipsy one night. He backed me up against the kitchen counter and then lifted me up onto it- right on top of the cupcakes I left sitting right there! It was so humiliating, feeling all that frosting slip in between my cheeks but I was already so horny it was kind of hot, too. And when my date just laughed and spread frosting on my cleavage to lick off I knew I needed to have a hot wet and messy fuck right then and there!

Ever since that night I’ve been baking like crazy, getting freaky with all sorts of gourmet fetish lovers! Lately I’ve been all about using pies to play: warm apple pie really is an amazing feeling when a pair of balls are dragging through it. And blueberry pie is super yummy to rub on tits and roll the berries around just like you roll around nipples in your fingertips! But I think the crowning glory is the lemon meringue- watching that creamy white fluff ooze from between my sweet little cheeks when I sit on that lovely tart pie is just heaven on earth.

I bet you didn’t think anybody else understood this the way you do, huh, honey? Lucky you, all you have to do is call Jocelyn to find your sploshing phone sex partner!

Skype: Jezebel Jocelyn
Twitter: @JezebelJocelyn

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I heard you like sploshing phone sex. Well, if that’s true, I’m your girl. I just love it! The feeling of chocolate running over your skin, whipped cream melting from the warmth… makes any girl want to scream in pleasure.

I didn’t think that there were many guys out there into sploshing. Figure it was only a girl thing. But this guy told me how he wanted me to eat strawberries and banana slices off of his chest. He laid there in bed, watching me as I covered his body with strawberry and banana slices, drizzling chocolate syrup over them and him. Turning him into a delicious banana split sundae. I slowly picked up pieces of fruit with my teeth, one by one. My mouth and chin becoming covered in chocolate. Licking my lips to get the chocolate off.  I sat up, straddling him, looking him in the eyes as I picked up pieces of fruit off his body and licked the chocolate off them, then eating them. While I was sitting on top of him, he sat up, and covered my naked body in chocolate sauce. I could feel the cool chill of the syrup as it ran down my breast, leaving not only a trail of chocolate but goose bumps and hard nipples. He pressed his body hard up against mine, chocolate sauce, strawberries and bananas smashing between us. I could feel him getting harder beneath me. He ran his hands over my chest, smearing chocolate over me, making my nipples that much harder, making himself harder. In seconds, he entered me, I could feel the chocolate helping him slide inside. I used the whipped cream on his nipples and gently licked it off, the taste of chocolate and whipped cream mixing inside my mouth, and chocolate and cum mixing inside my pussy, I exploded.

Call me today,  at 1-888-402-8669 ask for Natasha for sploshing phone sex and let’s talk about what we can eat off each other.

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