There is a guy that lives near me that has a pretty big secret. He looks relatively normal. He is 42 years old, decent looking, and he even has a job. I know what you are thinking… that he probably has a super tiny dick or maybe that he wears pretty lacy lady things under his man clothes. You may think that you are correct, but you are wrong!
This seemingly normal guy hasn’t had sex with a woman in over two years!! Yes, this is what he confessed to me and I seriously couldn’t keep from laughing. I know that I should probably feel bad about laughing right in his face, but I really can’t help myself. It is just so funny.
Can you imagine being 42 years old and only getting off by your own hand? It has been over two years since he has had an opportunity to slide his dick into a nice warm pussy. He can only use his hands! LOL< how humiliating is that?! Here he is a grown up man and he is basically forced into hiding and having to jerk his own shaft. No soft pussy, no woman’s touch – he is stuck jerking himself off. LOL Pathetic, right? Just like a horny 18teen boy. How embarrassing to call a phone sex tease to jerk your cock and cum alone every time.
It is so funny to remind him how pathetic it is to have not had sex in so long. I even tell my girlfriends about his loser like situation. Most guys have no problem getting laid . LOL, but not him. Instead he gets to jerk off in front of me. No kissing, no touching. He just sits there and jerks his own dick while I laugh and humiliate him.
My friends are pretty amused too. They are always asking me if that pathetic loser has called to jerk off again and if he is still a born again virgin. That just sets us off into fits of hysterical laughter. They have even asked random people if they have ever heard of anyone that has gone almost 3 years without sex except for masturbation. Of course, that leads to more questions about his “situation” and even more laughter.
Do you have an embarrassing secret? Call me and share your dirty little secret. I promise not to laugh. LOL, Okay, so that is a lie. You KNOW that I am going to laugh! Call me for some humiliation phone sex and let me have a good laugh…. at your expense.
1-888-402-8669 and be sure to ask for Tara T
AIM and Yahoo: TaraTurnsUon