Gooning Phone Sex

Gooning Phone Sex with Trixi

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Call, Trixi, and get a good healthy heaping dose of gooning phone sex. What’s not to like? After all, what is gooning anyway? It is tease and denial on steroids. It is sexual frustration and sexual suppression transformed into a fetish the takes the gooner to the moon and back — or, perhaps more accurately, means the gooner stays on the moon or brings the moon to earth. People try to enter altered states of consciousness in all kinds of ways. If you like running, you might run and run and run until you get that famed runner’s high. A lot of people change consciousness through meditation, with or without a religious aspect to the meditation.

Gooning Phone SexThen there are the endless number of drugs that change a person’s mood or change a person’s perceptions or do both at the same time. But what can get you “out there” and keep you tripping more than being sexually turned on, sexually super turned on, and staying at the sensuous plateau without allowing yourself to orgasm? In an old movie, a hip teenager from the 1940s said, “Don’t swoon, goon.” Then another teen comments, “What is this younger generation coming to?” (Of course, that generation is today either six feet under or in an old folks’ home.) I want to tell you, “SWOON, goon” by not humming at all when we do a goofing phone sex session! I want to take you to the edge of an orgasm but order you to not get there so you can go into that special trance-like state known only to those who love gooning and goon for long periods of time until you are in that other world only you can know. Come on, you goons, call Trixi and I’ll get you going and keep you “going” but not “coming.”

Dial 1 888 402 8669 and ask to talk to Trixi for gooning phone sex

Gooning Phone Sex with Riley

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Holy shit, dude – you really love to push it when it comes to edging that hard cock, don’t you? I mean, look at you – it’s like you’re not even there anymore. You’re just a cock-stroking masturbation maniac! You’re barely coherent, and yet you still want to keep going. All good, jerk boy. I know that at this point you’re so far gone you barely know where you are, so you probably need a gooning phone sex call so you can hand control over to me. If I know gooning is the game plan, there’s no way I’m going to let you cum too soon. I have no problem being the mean girl your cock needs to get the job done right.

Gooning Phone Sex

Gooning phone sex can be a blast for a sadistic bratty domme like me. I love knowing that there’s some kind of self-induced suffering going on with your pleasure, and even more than that I love it when I have an opportunity to coach you in your torture. There are so many ways for me to torture you even though we’re talking on the phone, and gooning phone sex is especially fun because I love hearing you simply go stupid. I mean, most guys think with their cocks anyway, so you’re used to being stupid. It’s just more fun when you shamelessly show it off and don’t try to pretend otherwise.

Something tells me that having your cock in your hand is the most natural thing in the world to you. You probably stroke it every time you pull it out, no matter what you’re pulling it out for. All you want to do is rub the lamp, but you never want the genie to cum out. Extreme gooning phone sex only returns men like you to your purest form – nothing but lumps of human flesh and sexual arousal. It’s cool – I’m here for it. Just call Riley at 1 888 402 8669 for gooning phone sex while you still have enough functioning brain cells to dial the phone.

Gooning Phone Sex with Riley

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I love the idea of gooning phone sex. I get such a thrill out of making you edge that if I can get a chance to edge you to the point of entrancing you into a total goonish state, I can’t possibly help but get happy about it. In fact, I might get downright soaked in the panties knowing that you can’t even touch your cock without looking like a total goon, and trust me baby cakes – I’m good at what I do and I will know by the way you sound if you are in that goofy goonish state or not. Be prepared, because I will do all I can to push you to that point. I want you in a state of pleasure that’s so great that you are entranced by the sensations in your cock.

 

Gooning phone sex isn’t going to happen quickly. You have to edge for a long time to get to that place, so be prepared to spend some time with me, but I promise it will be worth it. I’m a master at edging, and I know really good ways for you to touch your cock that you may not have even known. I know how to push that limit to the edge every time, but never beyond it. Not until you’re ready, and that’s the beauty of gooning phone sex. You will never be ready because you have to stay in that state of arousal until it takes your brain over and floods it with so much pleasure emanating from your cock that you have a pleasure overload from head to toe. It’s my job to exploit the fuck out of your pleasure zones and to use gooning phone sex to give you an edging experience beyond anything you can do by yourself because eventually you become too weak to resist. That’s where I come in…

 

 I will tell you to stop touching yourself time and time again, so get ready for serious gooning phone sex. Call 1 888 40 BUNNY and ask for Riley, and get for a real roller coaster ride!! 

 

Gooning Phone Sex with Goddess Janelle

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Hello there my stroke-addicted pleasure-seeking playthings. I can see you need some guidance to experience a truly heightened state. Don’t worry, your Queen of the tight-rope walking edge game is here and ready to help you achieve pure pleasure like never before. Call me for gooning phone sex and I’ll have you drooling from both ends. It feels good to stroke and consume porn, doesn’t it? Take my big round hypnotic booty, for instance, it’s certainly worthy masturbatory material. Don’t you think? It’s high time you grabbed your cock, some lube and stared at it. Go ahead, take a look through all my photos. Stroke. Then listen to my voice sample. Stroke. Then dial into the dispatcher and order a nice chunk of time with your Queen Janelle.

Gooning Phone SexI’ll edge you until you see stars during gooning phone sex. You won’t even know which way is up and honestly,  you won’t want to. The state of pure bliss you’ll achieve by riding the edge for me is worth surrendering your mind. You don’t need that brain of yours anyway. I’ll do all the thinking for you. Don’t think. Just stroke. I’ll control your cock to control your mind. And I’ll play you like a video game – obsessively and with skill. You see, when you are in this weakened and mindless state, you’re so much easier to mesmerize and reprogram to behave in ways that I want you to. You’ll be reborn and ready to serve.

Soon you’ll be worshipping your goon-Goddess Overlord in ways you never thought imaginable. I’ll turn you into my obedient drone and have you spoiling me with every jiggle of my hypnotic ass. Don’t believe me? Just try me. You were made to serve and that’s exactly what I intend to do with you – Mold you into a porn-addicted phone sex goon that would do anything to please. Anything to serve his superior Goddess.

Edge. Obey. Pay.

Call your goon Goddess overlord for some edging guidance today.  1-888-402-8669 ask for Queen Janelle for gooning phone sex.