Kinky Phone Sex with Memphis

Hey, baby! What’s your kink? Oh, don’t you dare even try to tell me you don’t have one. Everyone does, even me. That’s why I get tons of calls for kinky phone sex. People are turned on by all different kinds of things and they want to tell an open minded woman like me all about it.

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So, what is on the menu for tonight? Are you a sissy slut looking for someone to help feminize you so you can go out and find a man who will fuck your naughty holes? I can definitely help you out with that. You’ll look like a million bucks by the time I am finished with you.

Maybe what you are into is being humiliated. You have no idea how much I love humiliating losers. I don’t care if it’s for having a small dick or for being a fat losing still living at home with his mom – I am here to make you feel so much worse about yourself than you already do. I mean, you’re a loser so that’s exactly what you deserve.

Ohhh or are you one of those guys who love pain? Pain sluts are so much fun and the variety of things I can make you do to yourself are endless. I can’t wait to tell you all the ways I want you to torture your cock and balls. That’s one of my favorite things in the world. Hearing you in pain is so exciting.

These are just a few of the examples of what we could talk about when you call me for a kinky phone sex session. The sky is the limit and I have no taboos, so we can talk about anything you want. Just give me a call at 1 888 402 8669 and ask to talk to Memphis.

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Memphis

Oh wow, look at that tiny little thing you’re trying to pass off as a penis. It’s most certainly not a penis and you know it. That’s why you are going to call me for small penis humiliation phone sex after you read this. But first I’m going to tell you what your SPH call with me will be like.
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Have you ever called a girl for small penis humiliation and she went a little easier on you than she should have? Well, that is not me. I won’t be taking it easy on you in any way, shape, or form. You have a tiny dick and if you didn’t already feel bad and ashamed about that, by the time I am done with you, you will. The minute that I hear the words “I have a small penis” come out of your mouth, it’s on. I don’t care if I hurt your feelings by putting you in your place. It doesn’t matter to me. In fact, it makes me really happy to laugh at you and tell you how pathetic you are. I won’t fuck anyone with a dick under a certain amount of inches. If you want to hear if you’re good enough or not, you’ll have to call me. But you should know that if you’re under my magic number, I’m going to let you know exactly how you aren’t good enough for me. So if you’re feeling a little braver today than you normally are, I will be ready and waiting for you.
Call me at 1 888 402 8669 and ask to talk to Memphis for small penis humiliation phone sex. Maybe you will be able to handle it and maybe you won’t be. The only way you’re going to find out is to call me.

Cuckold Phone Sex with Kelly

My boyfriend got so mad at me last night when he saw me flirting with this smoking hot guy at the bar.  You should have seen his face when I told him the guy was coming home with us for a filthy nasty cuckold phone sex party…and that my boyfriend, well, he was going to be the cuckold!  At first, he said hell no. I think that is a normal reaction to hearing that your sexy girlfriend plans to fuck some stranger in front of you.
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But after a bit, he realized it was a losing battle — I always get what I want.  Either he could watch me fuck this guy, or he’d have to spend all night wondering what I let him do to me and if I liked my new fuck buddy better.  He told himself that at least as a cucky he could be sure nothing went wrong.  But he quickly learned he was not just going to watch and make sure I was ok…he was going to be my forced cuckold phone sex bitch!  Before he could say anything, I had my new cuckold phone sex lover grab him and tie his hands behind his back.  Then I told him to shove his dick down my boyfriend’s throat and make him suck his cock until he was good and hard for me.
Oh, I loved the look of pure surprise on his face.   I let him fuck me up the ass, pound my cunt until I squirted multiple times and do things my boyfriend has never done.  I said, “pay attention, you’re being schooled on what I really like”!  Lets put it this way, if he doesn’t get the hint, we’ll just have to have another hardcore cuckold phone sex session!
Call me at 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Kelly

Size Queen Phone Sex with Kennedy

What’s my favorite size, you ask? That’s for me to know and you to find out. While I may not be giving up the exact measurement right now, I will tell you that I like my men on the large end of things. Nothing gets me curious like eyeing the large bulge that’s forming in the pants of the lucky guy I’ve set my sights on. God, I hope it will measure up to my standards! I need a big dick to lament about during my next size queen phone sex session!
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Call me a picky bitch if you like, but I know what I like and I never lower my standards. You’ve got to offer me a nice, large cock for me to jump your bones! I want one that makes me drool and sink to my knees immediately so I can get my first taste of the night. What girl doesn’t want something she can choke on? Let me get a good test of how that dick is going to feel working away inside of me.
If your dick doesn’t measure up to standards, I’m just going to laugh at you and walk off to find one that does. Little penises deserve to be teased and left in the lurch. I know a dick that small has never managed to actually please a woman! How has natural selection not weeded that out of society yet? Yeah, I’m a cock snob. I like them thick and juicy, it’s true, but it makes for great size queen phone sex.
You have yet to tell me where on the scale you fit in, and frankly average just isn’t good enough. What can I say, I like to be absolutely stuffed! We’ll find out soon if you fit my needs or not. Just call 1-888-402-8669 and ask for Kennedy to make your day with a size queen phone sex session!

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Memphis

Haha are you seriously trying to pass that tiny little nub of nothing off as a real dick? Oh, no. You have got to stop doing that. Nobody wants to fuck you and nobody even wants to see your so called dick. What I do want to do with you is have a fun small penis humiliation phone sex session. Oh, it’s amazing to degrade you and tell you how you’ll never even be close to good enough for a pussy like mine. Maybe you will find someone to let you fuck her someday, but it will either be because she pities you or she is a virgin and doesn’t know any better.

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When you touch yourself, you can’t stroke your “cock”, can you? No, you have to either rub it or hump something, don’t you? You haven’t been touched by a woman in so long that you probably could cum if a woman breathed near your tiny little cock, couldn’t you? Yeah, that’s how absolutely pathetic you are. If you have a lack of stamina that is that bad, how could you expect any woman to ever want to have sex with you? Yeah, that’s right. You couldn’t and you shouldn’t. You’re in for a world of disappointment if you expect that any woman wants to let you attempt to fuck her. I say attempt because you know that your dick is so small you wouldn’t even be able to get it inside a pussy.

Ready for some small penis humiliation phone sex right now? Don’t keep me waiting – the longer you wait, the more mean I’m going to be to you. So if you’re a pussy and can’t handle much, then you should get the phone right now.
Call 1 888 402 8669 and ask to talk to Memphis.

Bratty Domme Phone Sex with Abby

Do you think I’d ever do anything other than have a bratty domme phone sex session with you? If you are even entertaining that idea, you should know right now that you’re dead ass wrong. You’re a disgusting loser and you don’t deserve to even talk to the likes of me. Luckily for you, though, you can pay to call and be berated and degraded by me.

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There are many reasons why I wouldn’t have regular phone sex with someone like you. Let me explain to you, because you are probably too dumb to even understand without someone explicitly explaining it to you. You’re probably over 30, living with either your parents or a roommate (you should be able to be on your own by 30!). You haven’t ever had a real girlfriend and the only sex you’ve ever had is with a prostitute. Oh, and lets not forget that you have a teeny tiny poor excuse for a penis. That hooker you paid to fuck you probably laughed at you when took your pants off, didn’t she?

Admit it – you wouldn’t want to phone fuck you either, would you? Hell, you probably hate even having to touch yourself. Yup, you’re that disgusting. But trust me when I say that we’re going to have fun when you call me for bratty domme phone sex. Okay, let me clarify – I am going to have fun. You might be in tears by the end of the call. So don’t call me and ask for mercy. I won’t be giving you any, that’s for damn sure. Losers like you don’t deserve mercy, anyway.

Call me right now for bratty domme phone sex. My number is 1 888 402 8669 and all you have to do is ask to talk to Princess Abby when you call. Don’t keep me waiting.

SPH Phone Sex with Kelly

OMG is that your dick!?! That tiny shriveled up mushroom is your so-called cock? No wonder you’re the perfect candidate for SPH phone sex! I’m surprised your wife has stayed married to you for so long. You must have some money for her to stick around. Or maybe she cheats on you, doesn’t she? Hey, I don’t blame her. She’s doing you a solid by not leaving your pathetic no dick self if you ask me. Does she like to humiliate and degrade you for having such a teeny tiny man clit? I know I would! You know it’s all you deserve. That’s why you called an SPH phone sex bitch like me.

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Go ahead, take it out, I could really use a good laugh! I want to take a pic and post it on my twitter cuz no one would believe me if I told them just how small your cock really is. Really, coming across a micro peen like yours is like finding a unicorn, but only super sad instead and not good luck at all. I guess your momma’s body didn’t know whether it wanted to have a boy or a girl so you are kind of in-between. A freak of nature, really. Instead of a real cock, you got a big clit.

Trust me, lots of wee dick losers out there calling for SPH phone sex every day. Just like you, they know they will never, ever be a real man and all they will ever deserve is to be the source of constant berating and entertainment for hot sluts like me who you will never get to fuck. So go get your panties on and call me for SPH phone sex you sad excuse for a man! I have s much verbal bashing to do!

Humiliation Phone Sex with Harper

Let’s do a twisted humiliation phone sex fantasy. I don’t really want to humiliate you this time, not unless it’s necessary, but I want to humiliate your wife or girlfriend. Doesn’t that sound fun?

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Just imagine that your little tittied bitch of a wife walks into the house to find you on the couch with your cock in my mouth and your hands squeezing my perfect tits. She starts to complain and yell, but before she can get a word out, I’ve told her to shut the fuck up and sit down on the couch. Her man now belongs to me, and there isn’t a fucking thing she can do about it.

She’s going to see how a real woman fucks a man up close and personal. I’ll lay her down on the couch and we will fuck on top of her. I’ll make her lick my clit while she watches your cock slip in and out of my wet cunt. I don’t give a fuck if she doesn’t like it. I love humiliating whiny bitches like her and showing them who’s boss.

She is going to lick up our juices while I tell her how much better my pussy is than hers. She just wishes her snatch was as perfect as mine. There is no way in hell that she can compete with my hot sexy body. I hope she cries. Then I can give her something to cry about. I’ll put on a strap on and fuck her frigid pussy while she begs me to stop. She needs to learn her place and that women like me run the show.

Do you have a boring, bitchy wife who needs humiliation phone sex? Then pick up the phone and call 1-888-402-8669 and ask for Harper. We will show that bitch who is boss.

Humiliation Phone Sex with Shay

I have met and talked to many pathetic losers in my time. Like this guy Brian who works with me for the longest time I thought he was a doctor or a surgeon as he was always wearing green scrubs and acting like he was all that. So silly me thought he was a doctor and when he hit on me and I would flirt and tease him back. However, that was until I found out he was just a guy that draws peoples blood hahahahaha such a loser and not worth my time. The next time I saw him I told him he could call me, we could have some phone sex little does he know if does ever call it will be humiliation phone sex 🙂

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Ahhh see what I did there. I know you are in love with this perfect body and you hope that I will give the time of day. You stroke your cock to the thought of me on my knees in front of you ready to suck that cock of yours. Keep dreaming and fucking your hand loser because you are not worth my time or my spit as a matter of fact.

Does your cock get hard when someone calls you name? When someone insults your looks, cock, race or how much you make? Does me laughing at your pathetic self make you want to cum? Do you get hopeful I will spread my long legs and allow you to try and fuck me? Do you want to shoot a load in me? You would do ** Anything** to get me to spend time with you and me do dirty things with you?

Will you get desperate to the point you do what you are told or will you refuse and listen to all the demeaning yet true names I’m about to call you. You know you love me calling your names and denying you my tight sexy body. You know all about the naughty things I do behind closed doors. I also know you wish it was you but your nothing more than a wicked weasel. We both know you are fucked up in the head and are easy prey for me to convince you to do my will even just a little bit!

Maybe I will have to admit that I was wrong and you don’t have button cock, a shitty job, a limp cock, whimp or maybe even worse.

I know you hard right now just thinking about being humiliated by me with some humiliation phone sex with me. Call me at 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Shay.

Skype with me: Sweet Bunny Shay
Twitter: ShayBunn

Face Sitting Phone Sex with Abby

I know – you want to eat my pussy. Everybody does. And I also know that you probably want me to suck your cock while you lick my perfect cunt. But you don’t deserve that. You don’t really even deserve to eat my pussy, but knowing that it will drive you crazy turns me on. Knowing that you aren’t going to be getting your dick touched during face sitting phone sex with me will make everything perfect.

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Lowering myself down onto your face while you beg me to lean over and suck your cock is music to my ears. Of course, telling you no thrills me even more than feeling your tongue on my pussy. You’re not even very good at eating pussy. If you were, then maybe I would be more willing to put your cock in my mouth. But oh well. It really isn’t my problem that you didn’t learn to eat pussy. It isn’t my job to teach you, so this is just what you’re going to get.

But you love worshiping my pussy, don’t you? You love having a beautiful Goddess like me sitting on your face. I’m sure that when you tell the story to your buddies, you will embellish things a lot and tell them that you ate my pussy so well that I just HAD to give you an amazing blow job. You and I both know that that wouldn’t ever happen, but I guess if it makes your pathetic ass feel better to tell people that, go for it. I mean, just as long as you know that makes you even more of a loser than you already are.

Are you ready for face sitting phone sex with a dash of humiliation thrown in? Good, me too! Just call me at 1 888 402 8669 and ask to talk to Abby.