Are you kidding, am I supposed to look at that thing and be grateful or something? Am I supposed to get turned on by that gross-ass wrinkly worm you affectionately call a dick? I can’t believe that you don’t get what a small penis humiliation phone sex loser you truly are. Be honest, has anyone ever said, “OMG fuck me now” when they saw that pathetic micro penis of yours? Of course not. I bet no chick has ever sucked it or gagged on it. Trust me, this chick isn’t going to either. You don’t have enough money to pay me for me to put that gross little defect in my mouth or cunt. In fact, if I wasn’t so appalled by it and trying not to throw up in my mouth, I would probably be laughing my ass off. What exactly were you thinking when you came up to talk to me? You couldn’t have believed there was any way I would be glad you pulled out that disgusting deformity in your pants and would want to touch it let alone do anything else with it.
I’ll tell you what I do to small penis humiliation phone sex freaks like you. If you have the audacity to come at me with a sad little waterlogged-looking pinky dick, be prepared for me to slap it or kick it or spank it with my shoe! I will bound your hands to the beam in my ceiling, bound your legs with an ankle spreader, and pull down your boxers with your puny cocktail weenie there for all to see. My curtains will be open and you will be facing the huge window I have in my living room. And as people walk by or drive by, they will get an eye full of me abusing your tiny prick with my whip or paddle, or just pulling and plucking it. I will do whatever I please to entertain myself and punish and humiliate you! I think everyone would like to watch that and have a good laugh. I might even let them come in and have some fun abusing you too! Now I would love to watch that!
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