I have it as a firm policy that there is absolutely nothing that I will refuse to talk about with a caller on the phone. After all, we are on the phone, we are not doing something in real life for which either or us can get arrested or which might leave me pregnant or either of us with a sexually transmitted disease or any other type of avoidable damage. I truly am an anything goes phone sex worker! For example, I had a caller ask, “Have you ever stepped on a thumb tack?” It just so happened that I had done exactly that a few months prior so I told him all about it including the pain and the emergency room visit. I went into detail about the incident and he was quite satisfied by the description of it. I had another caller who feared I might laugh at him because of his fetish. He likes to imagine a female’s breasts going from flat-chested to big bosomed in a matter of minutes like watching a seed turn into a tree or a bud grow into a flower in a stop action film.
I did not laugh or giggle but just told him, “What’s happening? My breasts are growing! Oh, they are growing so big!” These are just a couple of examples of anything goes phone sex but I have a whole laundry list of them. No matter what the caller wants to imagine, I will happily play along with him. I know there are men who want to imagine a woman is a doll come to life or is as big as an oak tree or that he is so small he can easily fit into the palm of her hand. I will talk to a caller who wants me to tell him I am his secretary and we are fooling around or that he is cheating on his wife with me and I am cheating on my husband with him or that he is a patient and I am a nurse or doctor. I will pretend to be a victim or a victimizer or anything at all he happens to want since, after all, this is anything goes phone sex!