When I was younger, I used to pore through my mother’s Betty Crocker cookbook looking for all the best recipes to try to bake. Like every good girl next door I’m a trained pro with beaters! I learned how to make cakes and pies so early that now my skills with a mixer and a hot oven are legendary- my cheesecake is like sex in your mouth! So I guess it’s only natural that I discovered sploshing phone sex and immediately knew I was addicted to the sweet sweet thrill!
It was an accident, really. Some of that spontaneous late night sex with my date when we got home tipsy one night. He backed me up against the kitchen counter and then lifted me up onto it- right on top of the cupcakes I left sitting right there! It was so humiliating, feeling all that frosting slip in between my cheeks but I was already so horny it was kind of hot, too. And when my date just laughed and spread frosting on my cleavage to lick off I knew I needed to have a hot wet and messy fuck right then and there!
Ever since that night I’ve been baking like crazy, getting freaky with all sorts of gourmet fetish lovers! Lately I’ve been all about using pies to play: warm apple pie really is an amazing feeling when a pair of balls are dragging through it. And blueberry pie is super yummy to rub on tits and roll the berries around just like you roll around nipples in your fingertips! But I think the crowning glory is the lemon meringue- watching that creamy white fluff ooze from between my sweet little cheeks when I sit on that lovely tart pie is just heaven on earth.
I bet you didn’t think anybody else understood this the way you do, huh, honey? Lucky you, all you have to do is call Jocelyn to find your sploshing phone sex partner!
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