I’ve had guys tell me before that they weren’t a suitable candidate for humiliation phone sex because they don’t have a small dick. What poor, misguided souls those guys are. I mean, honestly, to think that the only thing I could possibly humiliate a man over is penis size is laughable. When you mix an intelligent, sharp-tongued woman with a man who is, well, a man – there are many things that could be humiliating that we could talk about. One of my favorite kinds of humiliation is when I get to tell a so-called man what a fucking loser he is because he still lives with his parents and/or a roommate. You are a grown fucking man. You should be living on your own – paying a full house payment, car payment, all the bills, etc. If you’re not, then you are just a loser who needs to fucking grow up.
Are you a man who thinks that every woman in the world wants to fuck you? I’m here to give you a dose of reality and tell you all the ways you’re not fucking good enough to fuck anyone, much less a woman of my caliber. Do you think that just because you’re driving a big truck and you work out that you are just God’s gift to women (or men)? Well, I’m here to let you know how untrue all of that is. I can’t wait to talk to all of you losers and the things I’ve listed here are just the tip of the iceberg. And don’t you worry – if you have a small dick, you can still call me for humiliation phone sex. But I bet you have even more problems than that itty bitty one for me to make fun of. Get on the phone and call me now at 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Abby.