If you are into sexual humiliation, you’re not alone. Today I want to talk to you about SPH phone sex. It was a fairly uneventful and routine morning. I stopped to fill up my gas tank when this red extended cab pickup truck pulls into the other side of my pump. With these massive over-sized tires, it looked like a monster truck to me. Admittedly, I don’t have extensive knowledge about trucks or cars – but I do know a lot about men and cock size… But do you what my first thought was? “This man in the monster truck has a tiny penis!” It’s the kind of truck that definitely catches your attention even if the man driving it normally wouldn’t. I was extremely interested in seeing what the man looked like and more importantly what how small his dick really was. (chuckle)
A tall white man with dark hair hops out of the cherry red truck. He nods his head to greet me and then proceeds to start pumping gas. How polite! I said “hello” but then intensely stared at his crotch area for a clue to what he was packing in those boxer briefs. Look, I can’t help that I’m a size queen and I don’t expect you to fully understand what having a fetish for big dicks is like. I thought both him and the truck were sexy and if he had a big dick, I would let him fuck me all over that truck. I love and appreciate large penises so much! Big dicks can have me whatever way they want me! Unfortunately, little dicks can only get SPH phone sex. Aww, too bad it’s so sad for little dicks like you!
As I finished filling up my tank, I started to both wish and fantasize that I had run into a monster truck guy anywhere else – like at a bar or club. That way I could find out if we were going to have filthy, dirty, truck sex or if I was just going to have a really big laugh during SPH phone sex. Little dick losers are super fun to publicly humiliate! I love making my girlfriends laugh and what better way to do that than with a small penis? These days everyone could use a good strong laugh. Haven’t you heard of the healing power of laughter? Haha, no it most certainly won’t heal your tiny cock!
What kind of man are you? Monster cock, unremarkably average, or SPH phone sex little dick loser? Since you’ve read this far, I’m very curious about your penis size. You either have the confidence that you’ll gain entry to my perfect cunt OR you know I’ll just laugh until I snort at your shrimp dick. If you’re not sure, I’ll be the judge. I might have to see a photo to give you truly constructive feedback, though. If you’re too insecure, you can just use your words. I will either be spreading my legs or snickering at your pathetic excuse for manhood real soon. 🙂
Molly
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