Hey hon! Can we talk about some mutual masturbation phone sex for a minute? So I was in the tub, soaking in hot, bubbly water as per my usual, and while perusing literotica and other sites to find some dirty literature, I came across this fantastic story that I want to share with you.
Do you ever read fanfic? Do you know what fanfic is? It’s where a writer takes premade characters, and has their way with them. In this case, their dirty, dirty way. While I’ve read erotic fanfiction about many topics, like that teen wizard, or that perky blonde vampire slayer, my new favorite is about that super sleuth and his doctor companion at 221 B Baker Street.
The story starts commonly enough, with them arguing about a case they just finished. But it soon takes a kinky turn when they start arguing just who knows the most about sex. Our super sleuth is loath to admit his knowledge isn’t completely exhaustive on every topic, including sex. He thinks his doctor friend is saying he knows the most about sex because he fucks every woman in sight, while our sleuth has more exacting tastes — and almost admits he hasn’t been fucked in 10 years! Oh hon, call me, and we can fix that with some mutual masturbation phone sex!
The argument continues, with our sleuth saying woman are experienced at “faking” an orgasm to stroke a man’s ego — this slut has never faked it, trust me. I will let you know if you’re not getting me there!
So they finally decide on a bet. And an experiment. And a questionnaire! They decide they need to fuck the same person at different times. Two different people, one male, one female. And watch each other’s performance. I was laughing so hard I almost lost some of my bathwater over the side!
But then came the good parts. The sexy, kinky, interesting parts. And the only reason I bring this up, hon, is wouldn’t it be fun to find some dirty, kinky, erotic fiction and read it to each other, and then act it out? While reading kinky stories during our mutual masturbation phone sex sessions, we can talk about what we like best about the story, or maybe what we’d like to do instead. Even with my vast sexual experience, I always tend to find things that I had never thought to try in dirty stories. It’s always a fun surprise to learn new things that gets me wet, and I can never wait long to try out my new ideas!
Let’s find new things to do in our mutual masturbation phone sex session. Call me, and I’ll be your dirty librarian and show you just where I hide all the really good stuff. Call 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Cassie right now!
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