Your cock is pathetic. It isn’t really even a cock. It’s just a nub of flesh that couldn’t please a woman no matter how hard you try. The only thing that useless piece of meat is good for is a CBT phone sex call with me. The only way something that repulsive could do to bring me joy and pleasure is to hear you torture it while I tell you what to do. It will most likely give me uncontrollable giggles when you start yelling and telling me how much it hurts. The fact that you’re doing it to yourself will only increase my pleasure.
Hmmm. I wonder what I’ll make you torture your cock and balls with? I guess it just depends on what your pathetic ass has on hand. I know you at least have some sort of kitchen utensil you can spank your cock and balls with. Wooden spoon, spatula, even one of those slotted spoons will work just fine. So don’t call me and tell me that you don’t have anything to play with. You also can use shoelaces, rubber bands, hot candle wax, ice, and my personal favorite – a mouse trap. I know you just cringed hardcore when you read that I like to use a mouse trap, but don’t worry. I’ve had several guys do it and nothing majorly bad happened. Just a few bruises. You can handle a few bruises, you big pussy. And if you can’t, then you seriously don’t need to be talking to me.
Call me right now for CBT phone sex at 1 888 402 8669 and ask to talk to Abby. Just know that once you talk to me, you’re going to be in pain for a few days and you’ll probably curse me (and then thank me) every time you sit down.