Yup, that’s right. I’m gonna go there. So if you’re gonna get offended, then just turn your head and stop reading. Or maybe keep reading, because the whole point of blasphemy phone sex is to be offensive. So here goes…
What’s the best way to make use of a confessional? To confess your sins, or to commit them? I say commit them. We could meet at a church and go into the confessional and fuck our brains out while the priest watches and listens – chances are his sexually oppressed ass will just jerk off and not stop us anyway. Maybe he’ll even get involved, turning that partition into the most sinful of glory holes. Oh, the divine glory!!
What else can we talk about with blasphemy phone sex? How about we turn those rosary beads into a kinky set of anal beads! Maybe I’ll be naughty and stick the crucifix in my pussy while you pull the beads out of my ass. Talk about a crucifix – let’s put a whole new spin on nailing Jesus to the cross. Yup, I went there. Nail Jesus. Haha. Fuck Jesus. Brings a whole new meaning to saying “oh God” as you’re about to cum, doesn’t it? Was Mary really a virgin? Please. Seriously. We know what she really was.
Let’s get really daring with our blasphemy phone sex. Let’s fuck on the altar when the priest isn’t looking. Cover me in wax from the altar candles and give me church tits. We’ll get drunk on sacramental wine and you can eat holy communion wafers right out of my pussy while statues of Jesus, Mary, and all of the apostles watch us with jealousy and disgust. You can use that baby Jesus butt plug on me too, as long as you promise to cover me and the altar in loads of hot cum. And when we are all sweaty and spent, we can wash ourselves clean with holy water, because why the fuck not? That’s what it’s there for – to cleanse away our sins, right?
Let’s get sinful together! Call 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Riley for blasphemy phone sex!
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