If we haven’t met yet, let me introduce myself. I am Princess Abby and I deserve everything you have. Financial domination phone sex is not something I went looking for. It came looking for me. Men just offer to give me whatever I want, and who am I to say no?! I am not one of those girls who likes to blackmail guys for money. That’s way too time consuming and honestly? I shouldn’t have to do any extra work other than having to talk to your pathetic ass when you call me. It’s enough work listening to you whine on and on about how you’re not good enough for me. Well, duh! I know that. Everybody knows that.
Despite my verbal abuse, losers like you (yes, I already know that you are a loser and I haven’t even talked to you yet) keep on calling me and giving me everything. And you know what? I don’t feel even a little bad about that. Why? Because I am superior to all these losers. When they get home from work, it’s not like they do anything constructive or worthwhile with their money. They waste it on stupid shit like Bud Light and video games. What do I do with their money? I get my hair & nails done. I go on fabulous vacations. I buy clothes and make up to keep myself looking gorgeous. And it always seems like I look better when I spend someone else’s money on all of that stuff!
Are you ready to give me everything you have? i hope so, because I really deserve and you really don’t! So suck it up and call me at 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Abby for financial domination phone sex now! Don’t keep me waiting. I do NOT like to be kept waiting.