I swear, you have one of the smallest dicks I have ever seen. I guess that’s why you’re about to call me for small penis humiliation phone sex. Part of me wants to tell you to just put it away so I never have to look at it again, but then there’s a part of me that wants the world to see it. It’s THAT small.
You know what would be a great idea? I think I should invite over all my girlfriends and show them how pathetic your teeny tiny little weenie is. But before they come over, I have to get you ready. I am going to pick out a pair of my panties for you to wear, because you certainly don’t deserve to wear men’s underwear. I mean, you really can’t call that thing a dick. It’s more like a clit and they belong tucked away in a pair of frilly panties.
Once all my friends get to my place, I want you to offer them a drink and serve it to them. Then the real fun is going to start. I want you to prance around and show them your pretty panties. And then after they have finished their drinks, you will take your tiny nub and show them just how small it is. They will need to see it to believe it. And I know my friends. One of them is going to ask how small it is and that’s when we’ll get out the ruler and measure it. First you’ll have to masturbate and get it hard for us. That is, if it isn’t hard already from the humiliation you’ve endured. When you tell us the official length of your tiny dick, I bet we’ll all just start giggling and taking pictures.
Are you ready to be laughed at? Call 1-888-402-8669 and ask for Erin for small penis humiliation phone sex and there’s no way I won’t laugh at that useless pathetic dick.