I love being a phone sex brat. All you losers are calling me and thinking that you’d actually have a chance in hell with me… well, that’s hilarious. Look at me and then go take a look in the mirror. DO you honestly think I would ever give you the time of day if you weren’t paying me to do so? It’s my JOB to pay attention to you and don’t you forget it. I hope you don’t expect me to touch myself while we are on the phone. Why on earth would I masturbate to a loser like you? No thanks! That’s the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
What I will do while we’re on the phone is tell you how much better I am than you and how I deserve nice things from you. I think you should get out your credit card and buy me anything I want. And trust me, I have expensive taste. Your bank account is going to be seriously hurting after you call this phone sex brat.
Also, I know that there’s a 99 percent chance that you have a tiny dick. Why else would you be calling a girl like me? If you were a real man, you’d be out having real sex instead of jerking off to me telling you what a loser you are. So, why aren’t you on the phone yet? Don’t keep me waiting. There are several men (and I use the term loosely) who are scared of me, so the last thing you want to do is make me wait and get on my bad side.
Call me at 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Abby, your new favorite phone sex brat! I feel like I should warn you, though, that you are going to get addicted to me.