Oh my God that’s one of the smallest dicks I have ever seen in my life! It’s a really good thing you’re about to call me for small penis humiliation phone sex, because that’s all you’re good for. I’m a mature woman so I’ve been around for a while. Trust me, they don’t get much smaller than yours. I guess you’ve already found out that it’s pretty useless when it comes to pleasing women, haven’t you? I know I can’t be the first woman to ever say that to you.
Oh, there are so many things I can think of off the top of my head that are bigger than your dick. Pickles, a sharpie, a D sized battery (the thickness, at least)… and yeah, I could go on and on here, but I don’t want to ruin the fun for you and your little shrimp dick. That’s one more thing that’s bigger than your dick – shrimp! LOL
Now what I’m going to do with you is up in the air. Maybe I’ll just humiliate and laugh at you while you beg me to touch your tiny dick. I might let you, and I will probably even let you cum so I can tell you how pathetic you are for cumming while someone laughs at you. Just so you know, though, I’m more than likely going to make you eat your load. Why would I do something like that? To get you ready to eat the cum that shoots in your mouth when you’re sucking huge dicks, of course! That’s exactly the kind of thing losers like you are good for. It’s really the only thing you’re good for!
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