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I want to call a bunch of my girlfriends over and make you strip naked in front of us. You can stand there and we’re all going to take pictures of you for blackmail material. I know all of the laughter and humiliation is going to make your tiny nub hard, so I’m going to give you a throw pillow and you’re going to put it on the floor and hump it. It’s more action than you’d get from any of us, so you better enjoy it! We’re all going to have our cell phones out taking videos of this and we’re going to put it on one of those porn sites. I wonder how many people are going to get a good laugh out of watching you hump that pillow? Oh, I forgot one thing. Once you blow your tiny load on the pillow, I’m going to make you clean it up with your tongue. You’re going to lick every single drop of cum up until I am satisfied that you got all of it.
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