Walking down the hair care aisle with a friend, and she’s thinking of coloring her hair. She wondered why I was laughing, and I pointed to an empty spot on the shelf. She still didn’t get it. I had to explain. All the red hair color was out. The more outrageous colors were still there, the fuschia, the fire engine red, etc. But the conventional reds, they were all gone, and I don’t think it’s because there’s a run on red head fetish phone sex.
No, I think women are realizing that red heads have a natural advantage in fuckery. We last longer, we need more, the overall skill is greater. If you have to fuck someone, fuck a red head. That’s what it boils down to, and I think the woman of the world, who may not have the kills to back it up, are camouflaging themselves to make up for it. I can explain in more detail after some fantasy phone sex, but long story short, if the curtains don’t match the drapes you’re not getting a real red head. And you’re not really getting laid.
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